Question: What do you get when you mix The DaVinci Code, Eat Pray Love, McGyver, Clan of the Cave Bear and ET all together; using plot contrivance and non stop eye rolling coincidences to propel characters, first clothed in Amsterdam, then naked in Eden, later clothed in Italian linen in France, as they struggle along their personal spiritual journeys while doing battle with a secret society lead by a deranged rabbi, a fundamentalist Muslim, and a Christian physicist hell bent on destroying newly found discoveries that will greatly impact the world? Answer: a 335- page disaster.